BREAKING: MAGA meltdown meets wedding bells as Marjorie Taylor Greene’s boyfriend quits White House correspondent’s job and pops the question.
In a plot twist even Netflix couldn’t dream up, MAGA firebrand Marjorie Taylor Greene is trading her Congressional badge for an engagement ring — and maybe a shot at a cable talk show back home in Georgia. On Monday night, her on-again, off-again MAGA sidekick Brian Glenn — former Real America’s Voice “reporter” and full-time hype man — posted a cozy picture from a restaurant with the caption: “She said yes.”
That’s right, the same Marjorie Taylor Greene who once proudly declared Donald Trump her political “ride or die” recently announced that she’s ditching Washington and stepping down from Congress early next year. Why? Because after calling out Trump over his Epstein file silence and his ever-shifting stances on foreign policy and health care, her onetime idol decided to brand her a “traitor.”
Meanwhile, Glenn — who himself just quit his “White House correspondent” job to stay close to Greene — told the Washington Post he’s done with the D.C. commute. “It’s not worth it,” he sighed, before bragging that he’s “so much more base” than other MAGA media types. Translation: he’s too far gone for even Fox News.
So here we are — Greene, once the face of MAGA’s congressional chaos caucus, is now engaged, unemployed (by choice, she insists), and freshly excommunicated by the leader she used to worship.
If you listen closely, you can almost hear the sound of Lauren Boebert cackling from the next committee room over.
But don’t cry for Marjorie — she’s got big plans. Glenn hinted their new Georgia setup might soon produce “content.” America, brace yourself. The next chapter of MAGA melodrama might not unfold in Congress at all… but in a living room, with ring lights, monologues, and matching slogans.
Because when one door closes in the Swamp, there’s always a podcast waiting in the suburbs…and a potential presidential run in 2028.
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